Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Donkey Kong Country 3



Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! 
(JP) Super Donkey Kong 3: Mystery of Krems Island 
Super Nintendo 
2D Action Platforming 
1996.11.23
 
The beauty, and flaw, of DKC3 is that it's a mile wide and an inch deep. While the sheer amount of variety keeps the game lively and interesting, it also becomes tiring. DKC3 never allows you to fully acclimate to it due to its intentional fickleness. Every new level tosses out the mechanics of the last and introduces new ones, which takes away a lot of the “ah ha!” feeling of getting the hang of it. In all, DKC3 is a fun game worth playing, although I think DKC2 is better all around. SNES fans should have the entire trilogy.

You can get 105% completion, which seems crazy until you've played Symphony of the Night.

DKC3 is definitely one of the prettiest SNES games ever

Obligatory snow level screenshot to sate my obsession. <3

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Mega Man X6

 

Mega Man X6
Sony Playstation
2D Action platfoming
2001.12.04

At first glance, Mega Man X6 is a brutally difficult and overwhelming game, and that would be an astute observation. X6 thrives on your stress and despair, but sticking with it gradually reveals an excellent, although flawed, Mega Man X game. The gameplay is sharp as expected, which is your only blessing in X6's punishing stages. The music is among the series best, the diverse and beautiful soundtrack rings out spaciously, and thrashes hard. All things considered this is a great game, although it can be frustrating at times. It's not perfectly crafted like X1, but it's definitely worth playing.

X6 is a gorgeous game, but what I really want to do is post the music.

I'm a total sucker for rain and snow in video games.

Oops. Hope he wasn't holding that speedster or jumper part.

Monday, October 28, 2013

Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation


Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
Windows
3D Puzzle, Platforming
1999.10.31

Just as every Tomb Raider sequel does, TR4 takes a few good steps forward then promptly undoes itself with a handful of questionable things. Compared to the previous TR games, 4 is generally vague and meandering, its puzzles tend to feel non-sensical and lead to many frustrated moments of exhausting all possibilities until something works. Making progress in TR4 is a chore, attempting to make sense of the many sprawling stages wears me down quickly, and the near-total lack of variety leaves me feeling fondly of TR3's schizophrenic design. Hold off playing this one until you've finished the first three.


Pictured: Tedium.
Just ahead is another hole you'll be falling in.





































You'll still get lost on a train, as ridiculous as that sounds.

Monday, October 14, 2013

Darkstone


Darkstone
Sony Playstation
Action RPG
2001.01.28

While fun and entertaining in its own right, Darkstone is a cumbersome game in a genre where there's a far better choices to opt for. The gameplay apes Diablo to the fullest, and the story is highly generic. Despite no serious flaws in its controls or UI, one constant irritation in Darkstone is the tendency to get snagged in doorways and corners. Outside this isn't an issue, but in the narrow corridors of the game's levels it's a common problem. Darkstone as a whole is unwieldy in all its PC mimicry, however it's comfortably playable. Try it if you're bored.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

NBA Hangtime


NBA Hangtime
 Sega Genesis
2D Arcade sports
1996

NBA Hangtime is nothing more than NBA Jam with a character editor to play with, yet it's so much fun I prefer it over any version of Jam. Hangtime improves on Jam with a light touch of RPG elements, where winning games earns stat points to spend towards improving your custom character, ultimately turning your character into an unstoppable nightmare by the end of the season. All the famous flair of NBA Jam is present, flaming basketballs and impossible slam dunks included. Hangtime is likely the ultimate pick-up-and-play basketball game out there, and I definitely recommend it.

P.O.W.: Prisoners of War

  
 P.O.W.: Prisoners of War
NES
2D Beat 'Em Up
1988.09.xx

A clunky arcade port, POW is actually a lot of fun once you get used to the sluggishness. This is a typical 80s brawler, there isn't much difficulty, and what little there is stems from not knowing what's ahead. Once you get familiar with the levels, POW's difficulty becomes non-existent. The sound is adequate for a mid-life NES game, and the music, while mediocre is catchy and likable. POW plays better with the NES Advantage, otherwise the controller REALLY digs into the hands. This game is worth a try, it's not an excellent NES game, but it's fun.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Raiden III


Raiden III
Sony Playstation 2
2D Vertical Shoot 'em Up
2007.04.17

Although not a perfect arcade port, this is an excellent way to enjoy this great shump. Raiden III is a classically-styled arcade shump that recaptures the glory days of the arcades, prettied up with contemporary graphics. By default this is a challenging game, although the difficulty level can be adjusted anywhere from push-over, to ruthless murder. The score trial mode is extremely helpful, where individual stages can be chosen to practice, once you've cleared the stage in-game. Weapon types are varied and often contexual, adding a strategic element. Raiden III is a simple shump, and an enjoyable one at that.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Fighters Megamix


Fighters Megamix
Sega Saturn
3D Fighting
1996.12.21

The definitive 3D fighting game for the Saturn, Fighters Megamix is an addictive mashup of Virtual Fighter and Fighting Vipers, akin to SNK's King of Fighters series. Megamix is one of the most entertaining fighters ever, where juggling opponents, bouncing them off walls and smashing them on a flight across the stage is always satisfying. There's tons of unlockable characters, although it takes little effort to obtain them. The most interesting unlockable is to fight as the car from Daytona USA. Tons of fun and quite addictive, Fighters Megamix is a game that should be in every Saturn fan's collection.

Friday, September 27, 2013

Outrun 2


Outrun 2
Xbox
Arcade Racing
2004.10.25
 
I love this game! It's not so much a sequel as it is an updated remake of the classic original, and that's what's so great about it. Outrun 2 sticks close to the source material and doesn't tamper with the experience, happily playing to its strengths. The handling may take a moment to get used to, but otherwise if you enjoyed the original Outrun, you'll probably enjoy this one. There's also plenty of mission-based challenges to tackle, and a handful of unlockable goodies. It's good old simple arcade racing, updated but not tampered with, and that's the beauty of it.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Battletoads & Double Dragon


Battletoads & Double Dragon
NES
2D Beat 'Em Up
1993.06.23

The greatest beat 'em up game for the NES, BT&DD shines as a class-act of the genre. Entertaining from start to finish, the addictive gameplay is matched by the catchy music and impressive graphics. The psuedo-3D effects are a sight to behold coming from NES hardware. Wide variety keeps BT&DD fresh, each stage is different and poses unique challenges. The many ways of dispatching enemies is what makes BT&DD so entertaining, whether pounding them through the floor or batting them through the air with a stick, grabbing women by the hair and punching their boobs... It never stops being fun.

Friday, September 13, 2013

Darius Gaiden


Darius Gaiden
Sega Saturn
 Horizontal 2D Shoot 'Em Up
1995.12.15

This is an awesome arcade port of a great shump, Darius Gaiden pits you up against a wide range of mechanical marine life. A big draw to the game is being able to choose your own path through the stages, which works the same as Sega's Out Run. Your weapon can be upgraded numerous times, incrementally turning the weak single shot into a death cannon far beyond the point of ridiculous. Part of what makes the game so fun is trying to survive long enough to keep building your firepower up into insanity. This is a must-play shump.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Mega Man 7


Mega Man 7 / Rockman 7 (JP)
Super Nintendo
2D Action, Platforming
1995.03.24

A wonderfully unique Mega Man game, although formulaic, that's fun to play and gorgeous to look at. The familiar feel of the NES hexalogy is all there, dressed up in a bright and colorful visual style with beautiful detailed sprites and smooth animations. The music is enjoyable, with tunes like Wily stage 1, Cloud Man and Slash Man being highlights. Despite being highly derivative and offering nothing new to the series, Mega Man 7 is a very fun game easily worth playing if you're a fan of the games. Newcomers however, would do better to begin with Mega Man 2.